WE ARE currently looking to fill the position of Best Friend Forever (BFF) as the former BFF turned out to be a Best Friend not-Forever (henceforth not-BFF) deciding upon graduating college to move back home to sunny CaliFORNICATION.
You must be Photoshop literate and have excellent photography/marketing skills. This position also requires that you have genius cooking abilities (a chef par excellence) and enjoy watching HEROES on Mondays.
Please fax your curriculum vitae, references and any other relevant documents to: 269-471-XXXX or mail:
XXXX Rose Hill Rd.
Berrien Springs, MI 49103-1292
ATTN: BFF for Matthew.
Serious inquiries only. Skinnies need not apply.
Shawnimals lover a must.