Thursday, February 28, 2008

Tag, you're it (Kare-not-Claire-bear)...

In lieu of my faux-Vuitton wallet woe, I present to the the contents of my so-called murse:

1. Paper-or-Plastic?-Neither 'green' bag with skull pin accent (the latter courtesy of Andrew), 2. Vitamin Water, 3. Wooya & Pooya pencil case, 4. trusty TI-86, 5. Herringbone H&M scarf, 6. Burt's Bees beeswax lip balm, 7. Versace eyeglasses case with alternative eyewear for non-Wayfarers back-at-home-with-la-familia purposes, 8. keychain with Gloomy Bears courtesy of Tawny and Ammiel, 9. RAZR, 10. brick-a-roo iPod Photo (with 백지영's 사랑안해 on repeat), 11. Neutrogena facial lotion, 12. earbuds, 13. Bible courtesy of the Department of Religion & Biblical Languages, 14. John the Baptist placard courtesy of the lone monk at the monastery on the hilltop of Hydra, Greece (given to me on July 7, 2007).

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Et tu, not-Brute—but Ben not-Child (but anime)?

Takashi Murakami vs. James Jean—Louis Vuitton vs. Prada

Superflat Monogram by Takashi Murakami

Style frame by James Jean

For the complete short film advertising the new Prada line, visit the Prada web site at Prada.com then click on TREMBLED BLOSSOMS.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

COHAN not Lohan...

I love how Senator Robert responds to his [priest] brother:

Hell yes.

You know?

Stuff like that amuses me so.

Interesting how Jason likens politics to the ministry in that both persons involved are called to serve...

Vote McCallister for 2008.

I mean Michigan already did.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Tribute to Tawn-tawns and MeLOWES...


Ur So Gay by Katy Perry

I hope you hang yourself with your
H&M scarf | Tawny has an H&M scarf, but stay away from the noose...
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You b**** and moan about
L.A. | They both love CaliFORNICATION...
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway | Hemingway? English? Ashley...
You don’t eat meat
| Both vegetarians, check...
And drive electrical cars
| Definitely Tawny. Dont get her started...
You’re so Indie rock it’s almost an art
| Tawn-tawns and MeLOWES, respectively. Check...
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
| Was this Mello for a little? Haha, its really me isnt it with my lifeguard Burts Bees...

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
| Tawnys SAD-lite full spectrum lamp though shed never eat a Happy Meal unless you hold the animal parts...
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
| Both for sure. Mello, where did you go? Stop turning to your side (you turn 2D and disappear)...
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
| Uhm, this ones me...
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
| Mello, jump on it...
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than… | Makeup? Fashion? Ashley, for sure...

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
| This ones Edsel, no joke...
You pull ’em down and there’s really nothing there | The forever emaciated art boys in their skinny jeans...
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
| Amy Winehouse! They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said... Yeah, Pat?! Sing it with me...
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…[edit: pen-fifteen]

P.S. - For a free download of her song
Ur So Gay, visit her official web site at KatyPerry.com, click the strawberry tattoo on her back and enter the code pnasty.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

...love, love me (cf. MIKA's Love Today)

I love:
  • being a fairweather fan, a.k.a. band wagon jumper, etc.;
  • speaking of jumper, Claim Jumper restaurants;
  • Green Tea and Ginger Brûlée;
  • going back to Conseco, learning how to cheer;
  • Old Spaghetti Factory (OSF);
  • Raspberry Italian soda from OSF
  • friends
  • memories
  • pictures
For more of the last bullet, click here.

Bang, bang...

BANG by ERITHEMERMAID

Thanks, Eri!