Tribute to Tawn-tawns and MeLOWES...

Ur So Gay by Katy Perry

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf | Tawny has an H&M scarf, but stay away from the noose...
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You b**** and moan about L.A. | They both love CaliFORNICATION...
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway | Hemingway? English? Ashley...
You don’t eat meat | Both vegetarians, check...
And drive electrical cars | Definitely Tawny. Don’t get her started...
You’re so Indie rock it’s almost an art | Tawn-tawns and MeLOWES, respectively. Check...
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive | Was this Mello for a little? Haha, it’s really me isn’t it with my lifeguard Burt’s Bees...

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal | Tawny’s SAD-lite full spectrum lamp though she’d never eat a Happy Meal unless you hold the animal parts...
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal | Both for sure. Mello, where did you go? Stop turning to your side (you turn 2D and disappear)...
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you | Uhm, this one’s me...
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead | Mello, jump on it...
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than… | Makeup? Fashion? Ashley, for sure...

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair | This one’s Edsel, no joke...
You pull ’em down and there’s really nothing there | The forever emaciated art boys in their skinny jeans...
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no | Amy Winehouse! They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said... Yeah, Pat?! Sing it with me...
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…[edit: pen-fifteen]

P.S. - For a free download of her song “Ur So Gay,” visit her official web site at KatyPerry.com, click the strawberry tattoo on her back and enter the code ‘pnasty.’